Peter Sarsgaard hosted “Saturday Night Live” last night and although the episode mostly sucked (through no fault of Peter’s—the writing was bad), it was still enough to really get The Dildo Goddess worked up. He’s done some great work in movies—like “Boys Don’t Cry,” “Garden State” and “Flightplan”—plus he’s great eye candy.

How do I lust after Peter? Let me count the ways:

Peter as New Republic editor, Chuck Lane, in “Shattered Glass”

Peter getting freaky in “The Center of the World”

Peter getting even freakier in “Kinsey”

Rumor has it that he will appear in an upcoming issue of Vanity Fair magazine—getting freaky in S&M gear.