No more Apple Blythe Alison Martin. Stop it with the Jermajesty Jackson. And the same goes for Pilot Inspektor Lee, Jett Travolta, and Banjo Griffiths.

Bob Geldof’s 16-year-old daughter is making a desperate plea to celebrities to, for the love of God, give their children normal names!

And wouldn’t you if your name was Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa Geldof?

Peaches in not the only one in the Geldof clan with a ridiculous name—her sisters are Fifi Trixibelle Geldof, Pixie Geldof and her half sister is Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lilly Hutchence (daughter of auto-asphyxiation victim Michael Hutchence).

Raise your hand if you still think Bob’s crazy performance in “The Wall” was just acting?